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Cocaine – Funny Adult Birthday Card
Cocaine – Funny Adult Birthday Card
Cocaine – Funny Adult Birthday Card
Cocaine – Funny Adult Birthday Card

Cocaine – Funny Adult Birthday Card

$6.50

Funny, cheeky greeting card featuring meme-inspired humor and premium design—with cards for every occasion, ’cuz everyone deserves a good laugh. Printed on 130lb silk-finished paper with a colorful A2 envelope. Designed and made in Nevada.

Sold By: Squirrel Friend Gifts

Las Vegas, Nevada

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“Cocaine – Funny Birthday Card”
Not all of us are ready for late-night ragers, and this card gets it. Our “Cocaine” card starts with a small-print question: “Your party starts at 8? In the evening?” followed by the bold punchline: “Sorry, but we’re not all on cocaine, Susan.” A hilarious and relatable way to celebrate the joys (and realities) of getting older.

Inside: “Here’s to getting older! Happy Birthday!” – because age might slow us down, but it can’t stop the laughs.

Printed on premium 130lb silk-finished paper, this card comes with a colored A2 envelope (envelope color may vary) and is packaged in a protective cellophane pouch. Printed in the USA.

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Shipping and Packaging: All orders are packaged in protective cellophane pouches and shipped in sturdy mailers to ensure they arrive in perfect condition. Cards are shipped via USPS with tracking provided for your convenience. Ships from Las Vegas within 1-5 days of your purchase. Incorrect Shipping Address Policy: Please ensure your shipping address is correct at checkout. If an order is returned to me due to an incorrect or insufficient address, I will contact you for an updated address. Buyers are responsible for the cost of reshipping the order.

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Cancellations and Refunds: I accept cancellations within 24 hours of purchase. Refunds are available for returned items in their original condition. Buyers are responsible for shipping costs.

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